Thursday, August 18, 2005

My First Job: Whale Contraceptive Cleaner.

And I think Parkdale has a crime problem (present company excluded).

Check out this little bastard!

What in sam hell is that bugger going to do with a HUGE bag of natural gas? Make his whole house smell like a fart? Recreate the Hindenburg disaster for Science Fair? What??

Communists can be so retarded. Kids in a democracy steal shit they can use. Like candy bars.






I think Jack's mom would be even MORE PISSED if he sold the cow for a bag of natural gas; at least you can make soup with beans. . .then fill your own bag later. (da-dumdum) Thank you! You've been so kind! Good night, folks!

2 comments:

The Mincemeat Vixen said...

Hey B? You know the movie The Crying Game? The girl? In the end it turns out she's actually a guy.

B said...

I don't know whether she'd appreciate you saying that about her. Not everyone can be a 'conventional beauty', you know.