The list of Search Engine Queries never ceases to entertain me.
On top of the most recent questions demanded by a public whose thirst for knowledge is unquenchable, are:
"monkey that pisses into his own mouth";
"why do panhandling";
"first-hand: pain in the balls"
Still, after all this time, the shitzu reins supreme (aside from the ridiculous presence of "the" on my list of individual word hits)--its only threat comes from "jail". The black horse on my list could turn out to be either "balls" or "whoopie"; surprisingly, "Ranchero" is tied with "fuck" for last place. Who'd a thunk it?