Today I purchased a brand spanking new Mac G4 iBook.
It's a thing of beauty.
With luck it will improve my blogging habits.
Realistically, it won't.
Lacking a mouse pad, I've turned to my RCA Victor Stereophonic recording of George Beverly Shea's "How Great Thou Art" (arranged by Ralph Carmichael!!). It seems to work out very well. The added benefit of having G. B. Shea condemning me with his eyes curbs my internet porn searches.
Please, if you happen to know that this record album is worth thousands of dollars DON'T TELL ME. I've been dragging a mouse across it all day, and have likely ruined its patina.
I had toyed with the idea of calling this entry:
"Give me Jesus, or Give Jesus Death!"
It's too close to Easter to be funny.
God will make my chocolate bunnies taste bitter.