Monday, March 20, 2006

Decoys 2:Deep Throat



All in a days work on the set of "Decoys 2:Rebirth", you might say.
This particular evening, movie magic took a back seat to movie petroleum jelly, as I was attacked by a beautific blond Decoy in the horrifying climax to Scene 111: Nick's Blue Balls. The latex tentacles wrapped around my arms were slimed up and tied to my wrists; off-camera an SFX guys looking much like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur, clasped to the tentacle 'reigns' while I writhed in fear. The menacing tentacle trident was animatronic, and would pinch at will. That greased-up beauty forwent passing "GO" and landed right into my mouth. I'm shy, and struggled with admitting here that the KY Jelly didn't taste so bad. (Other actors asked to execute the same intimate action needed honey applied to the tip; I'm only a gentleman from the skin out, and required no such inducement).

After this, a greased-up FX performer (one of the SFX designers, Sylvania Yau) got into her latex alien suit and straddled me as I lay prone in the snow. Lying in the cold, wet "snow" (at this point, we had shifted to an indoor set) under an alien matron, covered in KY Jelly, I felt about as close to being "reborn" as I'll likely ever get.

Dig the Hawaiian shirt I got to wear!

And yes, that is lipstick smeared around my lips. The lipstick isn't mine. And I didn't get it off the tentacle.
It belonged to the talented Lindsay Maxwell, an alien temptress I managed to outmaneuver in order to save my own skin.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sooooooo fucking sexy, B! *purring* ;-)

Lilly

Dead Robot said...

Homer Simpson once confessed to eating all of Lisa's protroleum jelly. I thought of you.

Blog Monkey said...

ha ha, i know sylvania... you lucky fellow!

Fries with Gravy said...

LMAO!