Yesterday afternoon, immediately following the Calgary Santa Claus Parade, I stood beside two girls having a conversation that would have perhaps been more appropriate with fewer children around.
I hope I'm not becoming a prude.
A- "Lucas, he's from India, and he knows this breathing technique that allows you to give a blowjob and breath at the same time!"
What being from India has to do with this special talent, I haven't a clue.
What I do know, is Lucas would probably make a hell of a didgeridoo player.
If this is true, it puts to rest the old barroom joke of "breathing through the ears"; clearly, that's not necessary if you know Lucas.
Do you think you could introduce me to Lucas from Indiana?
When he's done his "chores" (ie. dishes, blowjob, laundry, etc.) I'll put him on the very next Greyhound.
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